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Content I AM A DEVELOPER. NO WAY. I AM A DEVELOPER! DOES THAT MAKE US BEST FRIENDS!? NO. OH. BECAUSE BEING A DEVELOPER IS ONLY PART OF WHO WE ARE AND THERE'S SO MUCH MORE TO LEARN ABOUT EACH OTHER? YES... THAT'S WHY. php Little Porpoise

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Content I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THANKS TO THE PERSON THAT TAUGHT ME Me how to code BS B.S. C.S. SIT THE FUCK BACK DOWN 1 AINT TALKING ABOUT YOU Stack overflow BS. 297 SRGRAFO

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of modern development! Above ground, we see a sad little developer trudging through a grassy wasteland, utterly ABANDONED at a funeral while everyone else is busy swooning over some happy couple. Meanwhile, BENEATH THE SURFACE lies the REAL party - where all the cool programming languages and tools (VS Code, Node.js, JavaScript, Java) are having the time of their lives! It's the perfect metaphor for our existence - suffering in silence while our code has more social interaction than we do! The crushing irony? We create these amazing tools that connect the world while we're too busy debugging to attend our friend's wedding. The digital basement dwellers creating everyone else's happiness! Such is the glamorous life we've chosen! *dramatically faints onto keyboard*

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