Very Inefficient But Entertaining

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Content the post man deepfates This is the software equivalent of a message smeared on the walls in blood 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 ProdrammerHumor.io Dear programmer: When I wrote this code, only god and I knew how it worked. Now, only god knows it! Therefore, if you are trying to optimize this routine and it fails (most surely), please increase this counter as a warning for the next person: total hours wasted here 254

The Venn diagram of pain! On one side, we have incels who can't get dates. On the other, Excel users battling the notorious date format nightmare. Both groups united by the same core issue: incorrectly assuming something is a date when it's not. Excel thinks your gene identifiers are dates, while that guy in the cubicle next door thinks a friendly "good morning" means you're madly in love with him. The spreadsheet struggle is real—just ask anyone who's typed "01-03" only to have Excel transform it into "January 3rd" and ruin their entire dataset. It's the perfect intersection of social awkwardness and technical frustration!

Ah, the classic "guess the number or lose your operating system" game! This Python script starts innocently enough - importing random and os modules, generating a random number between 1 and 10, and asking for your guess. But the stakes are ASTRONOMICAL. If you guess correctly: "You Won!" Congrats on your basic pattern recognition skills! If you guess wrong: The script casually executes os.remove("C:\Windows\System32") - essentially nuking the critical directory that keeps your Windows system functioning. Game over... literally. Your computer is now an expensive paperweight. The title "Everyone should play this game 2-3 times in life" is the chef's kiss of sarcasm. Sure, if you enjoy reinstalling your OS as a hobby!

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