Very Inefficient But Entertaining

The ultimate parental disappointment: when your code-loving parent is desperately trying to coax you into saying "Python" but you blurt out "PHP!" instead. Straight to the orphanage you go! It's like naming your favorite dinosaur "JavaScript" at the family dinner table – instant disownment. The programming language hierarchy is brutal, and apparently, so is programmer parenting.

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Content ess sucks Programming sucks UserInputSucks Folgen The thing we used to call "web development" is becoming "how we build all software". 08:13 - 8. Juni 2019 4 Retweets 28 Gefllt mir"-Angaben 17 4 28

Junior dev thinks they're getting a friendly tutorial. Senior dev is actually showing them the 17 security vulnerabilities they introduced last week, the database schema they mangled, and why their "clever" one-liner will crash in production. That intense stare isn't mentorship—it's barely contained rage disguised as "teaching moments."

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Content You finish making an awesome function for your app. You didn't actually call the function. After hours of tweaking, you figure out why it didn't work. You didn't actually call the function.