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Content Freddie Carthy FreddieCarthy After 10 years as an engineer including 2 as an Engineering Manager I'm happy to say that I finally qualify for some of these Junior Dev roles I've seen posted around 2:28 PM 26 Mar 21 Twitter for iPhone

[text] Breaking news parrot learns to say Hows the project going gets promoted to Project Manager

Content junior dev IM NOT ASHAMED OF MY CODE senior dev EXACTLY. THAT'S THE PROBLEM. YOU SHOULD BE.

Oh. My. GOD! The absolute TRAGEDY of tech interviews in 2023! 😱 There's this poor soul having an existential crisis trying to solve some ridiculous algorithm that probably involves reversing a binary tree while standing on one foot... meanwhile, the interviewer is just a clueless doggo who Googled "hard coding questions" five minutes before the interview and has NO IDEA what the solution even is! The sheer AUDACITY! It's like being judged on your cooking skills by someone who can't even boil water but somehow memorized Gordon Ramsay's recipe book! The tech industry has truly reached its final form - where we're all just pretending to know things while secretly panicking inside. Chess metaphor is *chef's kiss* because both players are absolutely CLUELESS about their next move!

Content You get a tech job You ask for the documentation for an internal project They tell you "there is no documentation, just look at the code" The code has no comments The variable names are 3 letter long acronyms Most files are 2000 lines of code ProdrammerHumor.io

Content Let's install malware on malware researchers iPhones They research We can profit from their research. What could go wrong? They research