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Content -Ye best start believin' in Sprints, jr dev. Senior dev You're in one

Content CATALIN PIT catalinmpit My brain is weird! P If I copy paste code, I feel bad. If I re-write the same code myself, I don't feel bad. Am I the only weirdo?

Content I work at least 70 hours a week! HA! I work at least 80 hours a day! Well for me.. I THINK YOU GUYS ARE INSANEI O HOW TO EAT SNAKE COMICS

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Ah, the sacred art of looking busy while doing absolutely nothing. When your manager walks by and sees you scrolling through Reddit, just mutter "my code's generating" and watch them retreat in respectful silence. It's the digital equivalent of putting a "Wet Floor" sign in front of your cubicle. Works every time because no one wants to be the person who interrupted a build process that might take anywhere from 30 seconds to the heat death of the universe.

Content me finishing my programming assignment at 2am and debating myself does a 3 hours sleep worth the risk of sleeping for 6 hours instead and missing the submission period for said assignment: