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Content BEGINNER PROGEAMMER "this"

Content SON. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT A NEW FORM OF ENCRYPTION WOWWW. EVERY TIME WE DESTROY SOME - THING. MAYBE WERE JUST SENDING A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE TO A FUTURE RACE OF SUPER-MINDS I CALL IT "ENCRYPTION BY DESTRUCTION: YOU TAKE A PIECE OF INFORMATION, THEN DESTROY IT IN A RANDOM FASHION. THE INFORMATION IS NOW SO ENCRYPTED THAT YOU CAN ONLY GET IT BACK BY KNOWING THE ENTIRE STATE OF THE UNIVERSE AND HAVING NEARLY INFINITE COMPUTING POWER WHAT AN AMAZING THOUGHT, DADDY. ANYWAY POINT IS I ACCIDENTALLY LET THE CAT ENCRYPT YOUR HAMSTER THIS MORNING. smbc-comics.com

Content OH YEAH, BABY! TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT! TALK TO ME LIKE YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT! DON'T COMMENT MY CODE THAT'S PERFECT!

Content What should we do to get more folks doing stuff in C? Recreate make More in stdlib Give them a package.son

Content I found an effective alternative for agile model.. What? yuva.krishna.memes Let's go back to Waterfall model.. Atleast developers had a life

Content When you code the entire night and then can't recognise your own code the next morning