Typical programmer in Reddit

Content Nischal A 1 hour ago I knew he invented html! Took me few minutes to realize that html is basically the core of internet 1 3 E 4

The four stages of revisiting your old code: shock, disbelief, existential crisis, and finally the crushing realization that past-you was a complete psychopath. First it's "Why would anyone write this abomination?" Then slowly the horrifying truth dawns on you - you are the monster who created this nightmare of nested if-statements and variables named 'temp1', 'temp2', and the classic 'finalFinalREALFINAL'. The worst part? That moment when you finally understand your own twisted logic and think "Oh, that's actually kind of clever" - right before realizing you now have to maintain this clever monstrosity for another year.

Content Someone: tell me you are an idiot without telling me you are an idiot Me: bool isEven (int n) bool even (n20) if (even false) return false; else if(even true) return true; return false

Content Me after writing my first "Hello world" in programming: I should apply in Google now. ProdrammerHumor.io

Content CONTROL, WE HAVE FLOWN TO THE USA AND BREACHED THE TARGET'S HOUSE. THEY WROTE AlL THEIR PASSWORDS IN A BOOK LABELED "PASSWORDS"! THE FOOL! HEY LOOK, SOMEONE LEAKED THE EMAILS AND PASSWORDS FROM THE SMASH MOUTH MESSAGE. BOARDS. COOL, LET'S TRY THEM ALL ON VENMO. HOW PEOPLE THINK HACKING WORKS HOW IT ACTUALLY WORKS

Content Me: Implements a mathematically complex algorithm The resulting program: 552 153 569 2127 I'M DOING 1000 CALCULATIONS PER SECOND, AD THEYRE ALL WRONG