Twos Complement

Content HEY CHATGPT, CAN YOU WRITE CODE WITHOUT "COPYING" IT FROM OTHERS? NO, CAN YOUP counter

Content DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO THE JAVASCRIPT DEVELOPER? ME NEITHER. UM STILL WAITING FOR HER CALLBACK. ingflip.com

Content ME WHEN MY COMPSCI TEACHER SAYS "IS C STILL USED IT'S SO OLD AND SEEMS OBSOLETE"

Spending 30 minutes writing a script to automate a 5-minute task is the hill I'll proudly die on. Sure, I could just do the damn thing, but where's the elegance in that? The cosmic irony of programming: we'd rather spend 6x longer building the automation than actually doing the work. It's not laziness—it's "future-proofing." And yes, I know I'll never run that script again. But what if I did ? Checkmate.

The bar is so low it's practically a tripping hazard in hell. Front-end dev says don't put a language on your resume after a 15-minute tutorial, and someone replies "at least wait until you've written hello world." That's like saying "don't call yourself a chef until you've successfully boiled water." The gatekeeping is real, folks, but so is the imposter syndrome that makes us think we're React developers after watching half a YouTube video.

Reading a C++ book be like: "Hey remember those 5 special member functions we spent 300 pages teaching you to implement perfectly? Yeah, forget all that. Just use the Rule of Zero." Nothing says modern C++ like spending weeks mastering destructors, copy constructors, and move semantics only to discover you should've avoided them entirely by using smart pointers and STL containers. The emotional damage on page 320 is immeasurable. Thanks for the warning after I've already developed carpal tunnel implementing the Rule of Five manually.