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Content Tawanda L towernter They said they want someone who knows at least 3 programming languages and has at least 5 repositories on github so i wrote and pushed my hello world projects in Python, Java, C, PHP, JavaScript and HTML. 16:47 07 Feb 20 Twitter for Android ill View Tweet activity 223 Retweets 1,074 Likes

The philosophical horror of maintaining legacy code summarized perfectly. What starts as a quick ticket to "just fix one small bug" turns into an existential crisis when you realize the code was written by someone who left the company 8 years ago and apparently coded while having a stroke. Soon you're the one staring back from the void, muttering "it works, don't touch it" to the next poor soul. Nietzsche would've been a great tech lead. He'd understand why we add comments like "// Don't delete this or everything breaks. I don't know why."

Content What's your address? 173.168.15.10 No, your local address 127.0.0.1 I mean your physical address! 28:05:FF:58:31:05