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Spend millions on microservices, Kubernetes clusters, and 17 different AWS services that require a team of 30 DevOps engineers to maintain... or just get a cat to knock it all down in 5 seconds flat. The ultimate chaos engineer doesn't need a certification—just some catnip and a grudge against your uptime. Billion-dollar infrastructure vs. one fluffy boi. We all know who wins that battle.

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Darling, you wish to understand the C++ compiler? *flips hair dramatically* The compiler doesn't EXPLAIN itself to mere mortals. It sits there in its aristocratic splendor, looking down upon your peasant code with utter disdain. You'll spend YEARS trying to decipher its cryptic error messages that might as well be written in ancient hieroglyphics. "Expected ';' before '}'" - WHICH ONE? THERE ARE FIFTY BRACES IN THIS FILE! The C++ compiler isn't just a tool, it's a centuries-old noble that has SEEN THINGS and judges you accordingly. Your relationship with it will be less of a partnership and more of you begging for mercy while it sips tea with its pinky out.

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