True story

Content When you make a nice loading animation but your server is too fast for it to show up DJ KHALED SUFFERING FROM SUCCESS ADVISORY

Content BILLY WTH BILLY! WHAT HAVE You DonE?! I asked a programmer to remove the 'Activate Windows' for me Shoot him again SEGRAFO

Content FINALLY! I GOT ALL MY WORK DONE BUT ThaT'S all YOu DId ANYWaY! YOU PLAYED GAMES AND DICKED AROUND, AND JUST RUSHED THE WORK AT THE LAST MINUTE I CAN FINALLY RELAX AND PLAY GAMES F GicOLMScOmIcS YEAH, BUT NOW I CAN DICK AROUND... GUiLT FREB

Content When you finally fix the bug and you end up with nothing to do for the rest of the day so alone DEVPUNS

Ah, "Vibe Coding" – where the only requirement is vibes and absolutely zero coding knowledge. Started as industry satire, now it's an actual 4-week course with a fancy instructor in a green suit promising to make you feel good about not understanding a single line of code. This is like offering "Vibe Surgery" where you just hold a scalpel and manifest healing energy. Next up: "Vibe Engineering" – build bridges with positive affirmations and Instagram filters. The tech industry has officially completed its transformation from "we need skilled engineers" to "just bring your authentic self and we'll figure out how to deploy that to production."

The duality of a developer's existence laid bare. Spend 8 hours hunched over a keyboard like a gargoyle with deteriorating posture, complaining about back pain and needing a standing desk requisition form... then somehow manage to sit perfectly still for a 12-hour gaming marathon without a single bathroom break. The human body is remarkably selective about what activities it considers "painful." It's almost like our spines have a special agreement with Steam: "Oh, this isn't work? Carry on then!"