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Content CONFIDENCE HEY ISN'T THAT THE CHICK IN ACCOUNTING THAT'S ALWAYS SUBMITTING INACCURATE BUG REPORTS? YAH, SHE'S PRETTY CUTE THOUGH YOU SHOULD TOTALLY TAKE HER OUT BRO! PLL DO MY BEST! CLICK CUJKOCOMICS

Content Giray zil girayozil Ask a programmer to review 10 lines of code, he'll find 10 issues. Ask him to do 500 lines and he'll say it looks good. 6:42 PM Feb 27, 2013 1.8K boredpanda.com

Content There he is So I showed the whole demo to the client, just as planned So? And And I followed the exact paths we had planned.. Well nothing happened, there was no problem at all Huh? Yeah, and what happened? What do you mean by "no problem"? leven did the whole demo a second time... still not a single bug I have no idea... I guess everything went just as planned. Really? Are you sure? How is this possible? That's incredible.. CommitStrip.com Only if this could happen!

The beautiful irony of throwing an AssertionError with the message "Unreachable code reached" is just *chef's kiss*. It's the programming equivalent of installing a security camera inside a black hole. You're basically telling the compiler "this code will never execute" and then writing an error message for when it does execute. The cosmic paradox of defensive programming at its finest! This is the senior developer's version of "trust no one, not even yourself." They've been burned too many times by "impossible" edge cases showing up in production at 3 AM.

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