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The perfect metaphor for what happens when you're such a terrible person that you break the data type itself. In programming, integer overflow occurs when a number exceeds its allocated memory space and wraps around to negative values. This guy was so awful that his "badness" score went beyond the maximum negative value and wrapped right back to appearing positive – giving him the biggest halo in heaven. It's like that one dev who writes such horrific code that the static analyzer crashes and reports zero errors. Congrats, Satan, you've officially broken the morality compiler.

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Rust developers will literally fight the borrow checker for 6 hours straight, rewrite their entire codebase three times to satisfy the compiler's existential demands, and still come back screaming "I'VE GOT A MOUTH FULL OF CRABS!" like they just won the lottery. The crab is Rust's mascot (Ferris), and yes, Rustaceans are *that* enthusiastic about their language. They'll tell you about memory safety without garbage collection, fearless concurrency, and zero-cost abstractions while foaming at the mouth. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to write a simple HTTP server without questioning our life choices. But hey, at least their code won't segfault at 2 AM in production... probably.

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