Too Relatable

Ah, the duality of random number generation! The top panel shows the proper way—importing libraries like random , time , or os to generate proper pseudo-random numbers with good entropy. The bottom panel reveals the chaotic evil approach—hardcoding your "random" generator without external input, which is basically just saying return 4 because it was randomly chosen by fair dice roll. Guaranteed to be random! The twisted face in the second panel perfectly captures the deranged energy of a developer who thinks Math.floor(Math.random() * 6) + 1 is too much work and opts for const getRandomNumber = () => 4; instead. Cryptographers are screaming somewhere.

When the documentation said "bare metal programming" but you took it too literally! Someone's gone and filled their CPU socket with copper wires instead of an actual processor, and now they're proudly declaring "Finally finished installing the Processor 👍" like they've accomplished something revolutionary. That's not how you achieve parallel processing, my friend! Those copper strands aren't going to execute your code, unless your program is "short circuit everything." The only thing this is processing is your motherboard's last will and testament.

Ah, the "localization" approach that makes your code completely unreadable to everyone except the one person who thought this was a good idea. Nothing says "job security" like replacing standard C++ keywords with Chinese characters. Future maintainers will either need Google Translate or a strong drink. Probably both. The function at the bottom is just adding two numbers and returning the result. Could've been a one-liner, but now it's an international diplomatic incident waiting to happen during code review.

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Content Saurabh Shah OverHERD at UT Austin .. 5 hrs pa Professor- "Think back to your first kiss. If you're a CS major, think ahead to your first kiss." 084 904 64 Comments 13 Like Comment

The divine intervention of tech support! You've spent 6 hours debugging that obscure driver issue, tried 37 Stack Overflow solutions, and reset your BIOS twice. Then suddenly—a random Reddit post from 2018 with exactly your error message appears like a holy vision. The post has precisely one comment: "nvm fixed it" with no explanation whatsoever. Yet somehow, the mere existence of this ancient thread gives you the determination to try that one weird registry hack you dismissed earlier. And it works! The Reddit archaeology expedition saves the day again.