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Content WHO WOULD WIN? A rock we tricked into thinking One buggy boi (inted Core i7 ProdrammerHumor.io

The kid asks for a io.EOF , mom says they have io.EOF at home. But at home? Just a goto statement lying on the bed. Classic Golang error handling bait and switch. The real crime here isn't the error handling—it's that someone's teaching their kid to use goto instead of proper error patterns. That's how you raise a future legacy code maintainer.

Content You studied for 15 years but somewhere out there there's a nerdy teen who learned Vue.js in 2 months on Udemy and made a Tinder For Cats app that's making more money than you're ever gonna make in your entire career

IDE suggestion: "Consider replacing a possibly ableist word 'dummy'." Oh great, now even my code editor has opinions on political correctness. Next it'll suggest I apologize to my variables for assigning them values without consent. Just let me write terrible code in peace without the moral judgment, thanks.

Content Server has crashed Where is backup? On the server