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Content Programmers hate coding with calendars and always start counting at 0, so how about a Code Calendar with 365 days, 13 months (28 days each), and one ZERODAY Huzzah! A CALENDAR of quality!

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Content ebd2 commented yesterday solvaholic: Sorry I missed your comment of many months ago. I no longer build software; I now make furniture out of wood. The hours are long, the pay sucks, and there's always the opportunity to remove my finger with a table saw, but nobody asks me if I can add an RSS feed to a DBMS, so there's that :)

Left panel: Absolute existential dread when faced with writing actual tests for your code. Right panel: Sudden burst of dopamine and laser focus when those little green checkmarks start appearing. The perfect representation of developer priorities—validation first, actual work... eventually. The testing equivalent of cleaning your entire apartment to avoid writing one paragraph of documentation.

Content When you trying to look at the code you wrote a month ago IT'S SOME KIND OF ELVISH ICAN'T READ IT

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