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Content THINKONCE, CODE TWICE RUSHTO PUBLISH. FIX (TONTHEFLY PUSHTO PROD AND PRAYTO GOD ProgrammerHumor.

Content DESIGNERS Look, we have similar ideas. PROGRAMMERS No! You stole my idea. Man, I stole your code. It's not my code.

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Content 1:09 4 rJokes uCandyPixel 18h 36 01 26 A wife asks her programmer husband to go to the store Last post 1 month 'Can you go down to the store, and get a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6. Later on he returns home and she looks at his purchases and says 'Why the fuck do you have 6 gallons of milk?' He responded 'They had eggs.' 1 13.9k 53 547 share Award BEST COMMENTS V BCCHz 18h A logician fathered a baby. A co-worker walks up to him and queries: "Was it a bov or a girl?" And the logician savs: "Yes." A S Reply 3.8k J Grounson 16h u 42 people here Add a comment

Content When you realize you're now on day 2 of what was supposed to be a 3 hour program

Content LaughingOrange 1 7h Do not rewrite common types like strings. The compiler uses several tricks to make them faster then whatever garbage you'll end up writing. 5 Reply 358