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The eternal optimism of junior developers captured in perfect Buzz Lightyear form! Top panel shows the euphoric moment every coder experiences after a caffeine-fueled coding sprint: "I've created something revolutionary!" Meanwhile, the bottom panel reveals the harsh reality - your "groundbreaking" app is just one of thousands gathering digital dust in the app store wasteland. That "vibe-coding" approach (aka writing code based on vibes rather than architecture or planning) inevitably leads to the special kind of disappointment that comes when you realize your three-hour masterpiece isn't actually the next Uber. The app store doesn't care about your passion or how many energy drinks you consumed - it's where dreams and 10,000 nearly identical weather apps coexist in perfect anonymity.