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Content senior trying to get some work done me sending today's 4th pull request

The ultimate manifestation of programmer desperation: slapping a crying cat meme on your car begging for code review approvals. When your pull requests have been sitting in limbo for so long that you've resorted to vehicular advertising. That sad little "just let me merge pls" hits different when you've been waiting three days for Chad from backend to stop "getting to it later." Next level: hiring skywriters to beg senior devs to approve your commits.

The emotional ROLLERCOASTER of coding in one glorious image! That needle swinging wildly between "I'm a god" and "I'm a useless piece of shit" is basically every developer's hourly mood swing. One minute you're solving an impossible bug and feeling like you should be given the Nobel Prize in Computer Science (which doesn't even exist but SHOULD for you specifically), and the next minute your code crashes because you forgot a semicolon and suddenly you're questioning your entire career choice and wondering if you should just become a goat farmer instead. The metronome of programmer self-esteem waits for NO ONE!

Content 1 fear no man. But that thing. it scares me.

Content B'casso lifeonthemoon 1. Copy the WHOLE job description. Paste it at the end of your resume. 2. Change the letters to white so they blend w the page 3. Save as pdf so they can't go in and see what you did Now your name is lighting up on the recruiter's list cuz your resume got all the key words pauly! pauli! paul! Thmpsn Y'all got any tips on applying for jobs? 73118, 11:00 PM ProarammerHumor.io

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