This is true(or should I say !false).

The modern cloud developer's kryptonite: a simple file path. When someone proudly announces they're a "cloud developer," they're essentially admitting they've transcended the primitive world of local storage in favor of distributed systems and fancy S3 buckets. But show them a basic "C:\USERS\" directory and suddenly they're having flashbacks to the dark ages of computing. It's like watching someone who only eats at five-star restaurants panic when handed a can opener. "What do you mean I have to manage my own files? Where's my auto-scaling? My redundancy? My absurdly complex YAML configuration?"

The code comment redundancy epidemic has reached street signs! Just like that sign helpfully pointing out "THIS IS A STOP SIGN" under an actual stop sign, junior devs have a special talent for writing comments that state the painfully obvious: // This function adds two numbers function add(a, b) {   return a + b; // Returns the sum } Senior devs scrolling through that code base are experiencing physical pain right now. Remember folks: good comments explain why , not what . Unless you're documenting an API, in which case... carry on with your obvious statements!

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