This got me very angry for a few seconds

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of Python using a plain TEXT file for dependencies! 💀 JavaScript developers clutching their precious package.json files like it's the holy grail, only to discover Python developers are out here living like BARBARIANS with requirements.txt! It's like discovering your sophisticated neighbor who judges your IKEA furniture actually sleeps on a MATTRESS ON THE FLOOR. The betrayal! The drama! The simplicity that somehow... just... works?!

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The eternal struggle of tech evolution: that moment when a new framework/language drops and suddenly everyone's talking about it like it's been around forever. Meanwhile, you're sitting there wondering if "vibe coding" is some revolutionary paradigm that will make your code emit positive energy, or just another JavaScript library that'll be obsolete by Tuesday. The fear is real. Ask about it and expose yourself as a tech dinosaur? Or nod knowingly while frantically Googling under the table? We've all been there—silently adding it to the mountain of tech debt in our brains while hoping no one asks us to implement it in the next sprint.