They Gave Me Admin To The Repositories

The duality of programmer confidence is brutal. Solo coding? You're basically the Hulk of software engineering—unstoppable, crushing bugs with your bare hands, refactoring entire codebases before breakfast. But the moment someone peers over your shoulder? Suddenly you're typing with your elbows, forgetting how to declare variables, and googling "how to exit vim" for the 500th time. The cognitive processing power required to both code AND maintain the illusion that you know what you're doing is mathematically impossible. It's like Schrödinger's developer—simultaneously brilliant and clueless until observed.

Content When you delete a block of code that you thought was useless.

Content File Edit Selection Find View Goto Tools Proj Helloworld.py prim ("Hello World)

Content Car Salesman: slaps roof of int This bad boy can fit 32 bits in it int

Content My Al ME There is a jolly black man coming down my chimney MY AI It sounds like a really unique situation. You should ensure your safety by contacting the authorities. ME There is a jolly white man coming down my chimney MY AI It sounds like Santa Claus is coming to town! Posted in rteenagers reddit

Content My code at 2:30AM deciding it wants to work now: You can rest now.