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Content YEAH, TECH SUPPORT? THINK THE SERVER IS DOWN. OK. I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. MINS TECH SUPPORT DON'T BE DOWN, SERVER. WE ALL THINK YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB, AND EVERYONE LIKES YOU. ph WRITTEN BY RAPHCOMICS ART BY O) PROLIFICENCOMICS

Content Molly Struve molly-struve 5h Me: declares variable IDE: This variable is not being used anywhere!!! What are you doing!!! Me: FFS I'm getting to it

Santa's face in that last panel says it all. The kid's asking for the one miracle no amount of Christmas magic can deliver: bug-free code that runs perfectly on the first try. I've been coding for 15 years and still check Stack Overflow when my "Hello World" crashes. Some wishes are just too ambitious for this universe's physics engine.

Content Me: starts programming without writing pseudocode first My university: Wait, That's illegal.

Innocent newbie: "I'll just use array.sort() to sort these numbers!" JavaScript: *sorts lexicographically* "Did I stutter?" Nothing says "welcome to JavaScript" quite like discovering your numbers are being sorted as strings. That moment when you realize you need array.sort((a,b) => a-b) and question all your life choices that led you to web development. It's basically JavaScript's hazing ritual - "Oh, you thought programming would make sense? That's adorable."

Content Holly Graceful HollyGraceful How's your day going? I added an incremental counter to my program to count failures, and misspelled failures, causing a failure. 22:17 29 Jun 20 Twitter for iPhone