The Myth Of Consensual Benchmark

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The ULTIMATE betrayal of our programming childhood! Once VB.NET developers discover the shiny, glamorous world of C#, they DRAMATICALLY toss their old language aside like last season's fashion disaster! 💅 It's the classic Microsoft developer glow-up story - you start with the training wheels of VB.NET, thinking you're living your BEST LIFE, until C# walks in with its curly braces and superior syntax, and suddenly you're all "I don't want to play with you anymore!" The AUDACITY! The DRAMA! The semicolons!

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