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Oh. My. God. The AUDACITY of our New Year's programming ambitions! 🤡 Every January, we transform from basic developers into full-blown circus performers with our GRANDIOSE declarations! "I'll master Python!" (applies first layer of clown makeup) "I'll become a backend wizard!" (adds tearful blue eyeshadow) "I'll create CSS ART, for heaven's sake!" (dons rainbow wig) And by December? We're the COMPLETE CLOWN, honking our red noses at the ONE tutorial we barely finished. The transformation is INEVITABLE, darling! Our ambitions are writing checks our commitment simply cannot cash!

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The ultimate statistical irony: a bell curve meme about bell curves that perfectly follows... a bell curve. You've got the low-IQ folks who think bell curves are funny because "haha, pretty graph go brrr," the high-IQ intellectuals who appreciate bell curves for the exact same reason, and the middle-of-the-curve galaxy brains screaming "BAN BELL CURVES!!1!" with the intensity of someone who just discovered their entire codebase uses tabs instead of spaces. The distribution of opinions about bell curves literally forms a bell curve, and that's the kind of recursive humor that keeps me going through sprint planning meetings.

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