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The silent panic that washes over your face when someone innocently asks about your development costs while your significant other is within earshot. That moment when you've spent $300 on Docker containers, $200 on cloud services, another $150 on dev tools, and somehow convinced your partner it was "just a small hobby expense." The death glare says it all – you're about to experience what developers call a "relationship runtime error."

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Someone forgot to replace their template variables! The recruiter sent a rejection email with the actual instructions still visible: {{rejection_message}} followed by the template text. Basically caught red-handed with the corporate equivalent of "copy this excuse but change the names." The job hunt remains the only place where both sides pretend the process isn't completely automated until someone screws up like this.

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Content Mads Brodt madsbrodt 01 Aug When we work as developers, we're not paid to code. We're not paid to use different languages and frameworks. We're paid to solve problems - for businesses and users. Code just happens to be an efficient tool to reach that goal. But don't lose sight of the real objective. 43 17 681 2.747 Moses Lemar moseslaughs Replying to madsbrodt You're paid to google shit stop lying 11:17 pm 01 Aug 20 Twitter for iPhone V