The perfect programmer posture.

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The corporate food chain, visualized perfectly. A boss points and yells from the cart while others pull. A leader joins the trenches and pulls alongside the team. But a programmer? That mythical creature automates the whole damn thing and pulls the cart alone while everyone else sits back and enjoys the ride. The face says it all - seething with quiet rage and muttering about how they could've just used Kubernetes for this.

Content Me beginning a new project: I want to learn the ways of the Force and become a Jedi like my father Me 40 hours in fixing bugs: I want to be free of this pain.

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Fixing broken software with Java is like slapping a Java logo on a broken vacuum and expecting miracles. The punchline here is the double meaning of "suck" – both as in vacuum suction and as in being terrible. Just like how adding Java to a project doesn't magically fix underlying design flaws, but hey, at least now your broken code runs on 3 billion devices.