The perfect programmer posture.

Regular headaches have nothing on the sheer existential dread of accidentally merging your dev branch into production. The pain is so intense your entire head turns into a glowing red error message. That moment when you realize what you've done and frantically Google "how to undo git push force without getting fired" while your Slack notifications explode with increasingly panicked messages from your team. The best part? This is your 57th time doing it. Either you're incredibly persistent or spectacularly bad at learning from mistakes. Version control: controlling your version of events when explaining to your boss why everything is broken.

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