The perfect programmer posture.

Content Programmer outside interview The entirety of stack exchange at their beckoned call Code not working? I'll fix it tomorrow Programmer during interview Makes use of the best IDEAs Waaa I forgot how to write for loops

Content Extremely inefficient code that needs to be refactored TODO: fix

OH THE SHEER DEVASTATION! 💀 You've spent the last two hours crafting 200 lines of pure genius—algorithms that would make Dijkstra weep with joy—and then your computer just... DECIDES IT'S HAD ENOUGH OF EXISTENCE! That moment when your finger hovers over Ctrl+S but you thought "I'll save it after this one little change" for the 47th time in a row. Your computer is literally contemplating digital suicide rather than dealing with your chaotic coding habits! The universe's way of teaching you that auto-save features exist for a reason, you magnificent disaster!

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Content Using Jira doesn't make you agile If those project managers could read, they'd be very upset. ProarammerHumor.io

The new tech bro just dropped: the Power Proompter. This magnificent creature spends $200/month on ChatGPT subscriptions while simultaneously dropping $2000 on an RTX4090 to run local models—because irony is dead. They're convinced that "prompt engineering" is the new computer science degree and frantically warn everyone that traditional programmers will be extinct faster than dinosaurs facing that asteroid. The best part? They guard their precious prompts like they're the nuclear launch codes while slapping "Proomt Engineer" on their LinkedIn because spelling is apparently optional in this brave new AI world.