The Inevitable Evolution Of Your Codebase

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The Inevitable Evolution Of Your Codebase

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The coding journey in one perfect metaphor! You start with a clean, straight railway track—writing your first print("Hello World") with boundless optimism. Fast forward a few months, and your codebase resembles a chaotic railway junction where 17 different frameworks intersect, dependencies conflict, and that one function you wrote at 2 AM somehow holds everything together. The best part? That original "Hello World" file is still the only thing that runs without throwing exceptions.

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