The Inevitable Evolution Of Your Codebase

Ah, the digital class divide in its purest form. While gaming aristocrats debate whether 60 FPS is "good enough" (the horror!), there's the rest of us peasants with our archaeological computing artifacts, grateful when Minecraft doesn't crash during the loading screen. For the uninitiated, FPS stands for "frames per second" - essentially how smooth your game runs. At 60 FPS, everything's buttery smooth. At 20 FPS, you're basically watching a flipbook animation while your GPU quietly weeps. The true gaming experience isn't about ray tracing or 4K textures - it's about developing the patience of a saint while your character teleports across the screen like they're quantum tunneling through spacetime.

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Content HOWIT STARTED my projects gonna be all cool and fancy and stuffs and ima put in all the latest features and make it all shiny and fancy HOW ITS GOING the outside world is nothing but a faint distorted memory and i built the most basic bitch piece of shit software ever but at least it finally fucking works oh wait what the fuck is this now?

The eternal programmer's dilemma captured perfectly! On the left, we have the desperate developer frantically searching for documentation like Batman on a vengeance quest: "WHERE IS IT?!" Meanwhile, on the right is Bugs Bunny with that smug "NO" when it's their turn to write documentation. This is basically every codebase ever. We all want comprehensive docs when we're trying to understand someone else's cryptic code, but when it's time to document our own "perfectly self-explanatory" masterpiece? Suddenly we're too busy for such trivial matters. The hypocrisy is *chef's kiss*.

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