The debate is settled then.

Honey, grab the popcorn! We've got a group claiming they can overthrow the government but can't even secure their database! 🍿 The absolute AUDACITY of having "Department of Government Efficiency" with a dollar sign logo while exposing their database to the world is just *chef's kiss* ironic perfection. Nothing says "trust us with national security" quite like a glaring "THESE 'EXPERTS' LEFT THEIR DATABASE OPEN" warning plastered across your fake government site. If your coup's cybersecurity strategy is equivalent to leaving your front door wide open with a neon "PLEASE ROB ME" sign, maybe reconsider your career in overthrowing democracy? Just saying! 💅

The compulsive need to tell everyone about your Arch Linux installation transcends even basic constitutional rights. When the officer says "You have the right to remain silent," the suspect immediately breaks that silence with "Impossible. I use Arch btw." It's the programmer equivalent of a quantum superposition—an Arch user physically cannot exist in a state of not mentioning they use Arch. The "I use Arch btw" phrase has become such a notorious meme in Linux circles that it's basically the digital equivalent of a peacock's feathers—a display of technical superiority that absolutely no one asked for.

Content Look! reviewed your code, removed a couple of unnecessary functions Nope... I do not know why... Cool! And what, evervthing works? Clear. Now put everything back the way it was and never touch my code again.

Everyone thinks programming is all dramatic hoodies and lightning-fast typing like we're hacking the Pentagon! 🕵️‍♂️ PLEASE! The reality? Hours of staring into the void with the emotional range of a confused toddler trying to solve a calculus problem. That face when your code doesn't work for the 47th time and you're questioning every life choice that led you to this moment. Not furiously typing—just furiously contemplating if it's too late to become a goat farmer instead. The existential crisis is REAL, people!

Content 5 rAskMen Posted by unicholasbuchanan Male 12 hours ago 4.Ok What's a cool hobby you can do on your computer (non gaming please) 672 Comments Give Award Share I save O Hide Report AshersLab 43 points 9 hours ago Only choose programming if you wish to be screaming at said computer constantly as well Source: am programmer Reply Give Award Share Report Save sikkerhet 27 points 9 hours ago someone get this man a rubber duck. Reply Give Award Share Report Save

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