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Developer: "I hate PHP! Get that thing out of my face!" *Discovers Laravel framework* *Aggressively chomps Laravel* *Suddenly sees dollar signs floating around* It's the classic developer journey from "PHP is trash" to "actually I can make money with this" pipeline. The framework makes the language palatable enough to swallow your pride along with it. The bird isn't evolving its opinions—just its billing rate.

The silent killer of build systems: auto-detected indentation. One developer uses tabs, another uses spaces, and suddenly your Makefile implodes because it requires exact tab characters for rules. The editor helpfully "fixed" your indentation and now your CI pipeline is a burning building behind you while you smile, knowing exactly who to blame. Nothing says "welcome to dependency hell" like watching four months of work collapse because someone's IDE thought it knew better than GNU Make's 1976 tab requirement.

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For Linux desktop devs, the Wayland protocol drama is real. This meme brilliantly pokes fun at the xdg-decoration protocol, where client-side decorations (CSD) are forced upon us whether we like it or not. The "APP" and "DE" (Desktop Environment) are happily consenting to client-side decorations, while poor Wayland ("W") is screaming "I DON'T!" — yet nobody bothers to ask the actual window manager what it wants. Server-side decoration fans are in the corner quietly sobbing into their tiling window manager configs. The struggle is real.

Content 6 Answers order by votes 27 No, C doesn't have classes. That said, there are ways of simulating object-oriented programming in C - a quick Google search should yield some useful results. Share Improve this answer Follow Stuart Golodetz 19.1k 3 45 79 answered Apr 25 '12 at 12:43 edited Feb 4 '20 at 19:00 I would say there's no class keyword in C but you can still have classes. - Andreas Brick Apr 25 '12 at 12:44 72 "a quick Google search should yield some useful results" is not a sentence that should appear on stackoverflow. - naught101 Apr 21 '19 at 10:49 20 I found this answer via Google and, following your advice, I am now stuck in an infinite loop. - Michael P. Bazos May 8 '20 at 11:31 Add a comment