That makes sense!

Content age is just a number age is just an integer age is just a float age is just a bool

Content wow! HOW DID YOU GET LIKE THAT? devs T DO ONE PUSH-UP. C devs SHEN COMIX EVERY TIME I cause a memory leak or free an unallocated pointer... C devs JESUS CHRIST.

Content Don't worry, it's super intuitive, the user will know how to use it. the user

Content WE'VETRIED NOTHING AND WERE ALL OUT OF IDEAS

Claiming to know C++ is like claiming you can bend the Matrix. Sure, Neo thought he was special until Morpheus challenged him to prove it. Then reality hits harder than a segmentation fault, and suddenly your program's memory is sprawled out on the dojo floor like a defeated rookie. The segmentation fault (core dumped) error is basically C++'s way of saying "You're not The One, you're just another programmer who forgot to check their pointers." Your confidence in memory management just got kung-fu kicked into oblivion.

Content Rust, Zig, Go, Swift I feel bad for you. CC I don't think about you at all.