Thank you marketing team..

The irony of programming language names is just *chef's kiss*. Python isn't named after an actual snake but a comedy group (Monty Python). Rust isn't named after iron oxide but the fungus. Java isn't named after an island but coffee. And JavaScript? That was just marketing trying to piggyback on Java's popularity despite having about as much in common as a submarine and a sandwich. Naming things is supposedly one of the two hardest problems in computer science, and somehow we've managed to make it even more confusing. Next time someone asks me to name a new microservice, I'm calling it "FileProcessor" just to watch everyone's heads explode from the shocking clarity.

Unix philosophy claims "everything is a file" until you actually try to cat a directory and get slapped with that condescending "Is a directory" error. Ten years into my career and I'm still occasionally typing cat on directories like some junior dev who hasn't been properly traumatized yet. The lie detector determined: that "everything is a file" was a lie. Directories, sockets, pipes—all just teasing us with their file-like appearances while secretly being special snowflakes.

Content we ed sky bad of at y is a is a above d System lestore a Disk Do Not erAse le

Content When after years of Dev-Ops, someone asks you what you have been doing for all that time. You wouldn't get it

Content 1 HNG Internship hnginternship 4d Tell me you are a software developer...without telling me you are a software developer? 247 17, 81 458 8 Ugoo pianomann Replying to hnginternship Google O how to sleep 8 hours in 3 hours All Images Videos News Maps Books

Content Me when the police officer demands that I drop the knife, but I keep stabbing anyways because it was a warning instead of an error (I am a software developer)