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Ah, the bell curve of programming arguments. The irony is delicious - a poorly crafted meme arguing that you can't use poorly crafted memes as technical arguments. The 100 IQ crowd in the middle is outraged, while the folks at both extremes (55 and 145 IQ) have transcended to using memes as their primary debugging tool. Nothing says "I understand the root cause analysis" like responding to a production outage with a Wojak diagram. This is basically Stack Overflow if you removed the downvote button.

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