Tell a (!truth) about programmer's life to a motivated beginner

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Content Hey do you guys prefer the single eye slit or the three hole design when you're hacking?

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The ultimate manifestation of programmer desperation: slapping a crying cat meme on your car begging for code review approvals. When your pull requests have been sitting in limbo for so long that you've resorted to vehicular advertising. That sad little "just let me merge pls" hits different when you've been waiting three days for Chad from backend to stop "getting to it later." Next level: hiring skywriters to beg senior devs to approve your commits.

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