Tabs Vs Spaces

Content Hey, are you sleeping? Yes, now shut up a boolean is stored in a byte, 7 out of 8 bits are. wasted

Content when the documentation doesn't have build instructions When the documentation contradicts itself When the documentation only has a hello world example

Content IT Team before going on Holiday

Content My buggy code God himself Random Blog from 2007 Stackoverflow Me

Content Programming in high school and college: I can write a function to check if a number is a palindrome, a "Dog" class that overrides methods of the "Animal" class, and a dictionary that receives the real name of a superhero as key and returns their secret identity. I suppose that I have enough practice to start the next unicorn that will disrupt a major tech industry. imghip FIVE YEARS LATER, SEARCHING FOR WORK: K "What are all of these arcane symbols? How do I unit test? Who is JSON, and why is the letter 'A' missing in his name?" Imgflig

The eternal developer obsession with refactoring code that has zero practical benefits! The bearded dev isn't refactoring for performance, security, or even browser compatibility—he's doing it because messy code literally follows him like a ghost, haunting every waking moment of his existence. That feeling when you're showering and suddenly remember that nested if-statement monstrosity you wrote six months ago? Pure psychological torture. No wonder we're willing to spend hours "improving" perfectly functional code just to exorcise those code demons from our brains.