Tabs Vs Spaces

The eternal battle between sales and development continues! Here we have an airplane-cruise ship hybrid monstrosity representing client requests that defy the laws of physics, software engineering, and common sense. Every developer has been there: Sales comes barging in asking why you can't implement features that would require rewriting the entire codebase, inventing new programming languages, and possibly breaking several fundamental laws of computer science. Meanwhile, the actual request is like asking for a vehicle that's simultaneously a 747 and a cruise ship. Sure, I'll just quickly refactor the laws of aerodynamics and buoyancy during my lunch break! And you need it by Friday, right?

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That moment when management discovers you know one web technology and suddenly you're responsible for the entire internet. The .NET developer's face says it all - the silent scream of a person who just realized their weekend plans now involve learning WordPress and Drupal simultaneously. Classic scope creep in its natural habitat.