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Content Molly Struve molly-struve 5h Me: declares variable IDE: This variable is not being used anywhere!!! What are you doing!!! Me: FFS I'm getting to it

Confessing your forbidden love for Python in the programming church? Straight to developer hell! The irony is Python's supposed to be the "pure" language with its clean syntax, yet we're all secretly seduced by its indentation-based structure and one-liners that make other languages look like verbose garbage. The real sin is how productive you become while other devs are still fighting with semicolons and curly braces. Forgiveness not guaranteed from the C++ priesthood.

Content PLEASE DO NOT SWIM There isn't an animation for it

Content The Moon May Get Its Own Time Zone As different countries plan lunar missions, the European Space Agency says that creating a time zone up there may simplify things. 6d ago 74 Comments timezOnes ProdrammerHumor.io

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Ah yes, the final boss of ergonomics! Nothing says "we hate developers" quite like forcing them to code on a split keyboard that looks like it survived a medieval torture chamber. The project manager probably read an article about "optimizing developer productivity" and decided that physical pain is the secret ingredient. Next week's challenge: coding with oven mitts while standing on one foot. Because if your wrists aren't crying, are you even programming?