Surely This Wont Happen To Me

Content Which language should we use for this new project. The trendiest (Coolest !! The one most of us know

Content My friend: how do you write complex programs? Me: ust keep Googling stuff and it keeps working, made with mematic

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The programming language journey that ends with a tearful confession to Java is the tech equivalent of Stockholm syndrome. You start with Python thinking "programming is fun!" Then you try JavaScript and think "this is weird but I'm managing." After dabbling in Rust, Go, and maybe even a horrifying encounter with C++, your soul slowly breaks down. Finally, tears streaming down your face like the Hulk himself, you surrender to Java's verbose embrace. It's not love—it's just that after enough semicolon-induced trauma, even Java's boilerplate feels like coming home. public static void main(String[] args) becomes your comfort blanket.

Content I am good at coding, I can program in HTML! good job great congrats brilliant bravo cool nice 2 points for awesome

Content Me: I can program with music, it helps me concentrate Me 10 minutes later: Made wi the green cake next to my name