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Oh. My. GOD! The absolute TRAGEDY of tech interviews in 2023! 😱 There's this poor soul having an existential crisis trying to solve some ridiculous algorithm that probably involves reversing a binary tree while standing on one foot... meanwhile, the interviewer is just a clueless doggo who Googled "hard coding questions" five minutes before the interview and has NO IDEA what the solution even is! The sheer AUDACITY! It's like being judged on your cooking skills by someone who can't even boil water but somehow memorized Gordon Ramsay's recipe book! The tech industry has truly reached its final form - where we're all just pretending to know things while secretly panicking inside. Chess metaphor is *chef's kiss* because both players are absolutely CLUELESS about their next move!

Content teacher: there's no job where you can google all the stuff you need, don't use google. programmers:

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Content 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 Dear programmer: When I wrote this code, only god and I knew how it worked. " Now, only god knows it! Therefore, if you are trying to optimize this routine and it fails (most surely), please increase this counter as a warning for the next person: total, hours wasted here 254