Shit, they are onto us!

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So September 13 is the 256th day of the year. Why 256? Because that's 2^8, the maximum number of distinct values you can represent with 8 bits (a byte). It's the perfect day for celebrating programmers—we get exactly one day of recognition before integer overflow kicks in. At least they didn't schedule it on day 0, when we'd all be arguing whether arrays start at 0 or 1 instead of celebrating.

Ah, the classic programming double entendre strikes again! This poor soul was innocently looking for the reduce() function in the C++ Standard Template Library (STL), but Google thought they were searching for ways to avoid sexually transmitted diseases. The friend's sarcastic "for a friend" comment is the chef's kiss here - implying our programmer is actually desperately trying to avoid an STD while pretending to code. The perfect intersection of programming jargon and awkward misunderstandings that make search engines both our greatest ally and worst enemy. Next time, try "C++ STL reduce implementation" and save yourself the embarrassment. Or don't - your friends clearly find it hilarious.

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