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THE AUDACITY of game developers thinking I want my beautiful graphics RUINED by some fancy-pants visual effect! Chromatic aberration? More like chromatic ABOMINATION! I didn't spend $3000 on a GPU just to have my screen look like I'm wearing someone else's prescription glasses during an acid trip! That little setting gets turned OFF faster than my motivation during a merge conflict. Game devs be like "let's make everything look slightly blurry and rainbow-edged" and I'm over here channeling my inner Obi-Wan with the most dramatic "I DON'T THINK SO" in the galaxy!

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The prison conversation we never wanted to see: a hardened criminal boasting about murder while our innocent developer admits to testing in production. And somehow, the murderer is the one horrified! Testing in production is basically the digital equivalent of performing heart surgery with a butter knife while the patient is giving a business presentation. Sure, it might work, but you're one misplaced semicolon away from bringing down an entire company and making your Slack notifications explode at 2AM. Even serial killers have standards, apparently.

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