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Ah, startup innovation at its finest! The intern just solved Uber's profitability problem by eliminating their biggest expense—the actual cars. Just pay someone $7.50 to walk with you instead of $56.76 for a ride. Brilliant! The best part is the sketchy "1994 white kevin" who's supposedly arriving in 3 minutes. Nothing says safety and reliability like a mysterious Kevin from the 90s showing up as your walking companion. Silicon Valley VCs are probably throwing term sheets at this idea right now. "It's like Uber but with 100% profit margins and zero vehicle maintenance costs!" *chef's kiss*

The classic astronaut gun meme gets a project management twist! A junior dev looks back at Earth and realizes "Wait, it's all a broken waterfall?" only to find the Scrum Master behind them with a gun saying "Always has been." Truth bomb: most companies claiming to be "agile" are just running waterfall with daily standups and calling it Scrum. Six years of sprint planning meetings and I'm still waiting for that mythical "potentially shippable increment" the certification course promised.

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OMG, the AUDACITY of the universe! One minute you're strutting around like the code goddess you are, chin up, confidence through the ROOF, writing what you SWEAR is the most elegant code ever written by human hands... and then BAM! Your code starts throwing errors like it's having an existential crisis! 💀 That smug face in the first panel is all of us living in that brief, beautiful fantasy world where our code works flawlessly. Then reality hits harder than a recursive function without a base case, and suddenly we're staring at our creation like it betrayed our firstborn child. The worst part? Deep down we KNEW this would happen. Yet we still have the nerve to act shocked every single time. It's like a toxic relationship we can't quit!