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Content You are without deubt the worst dev I've ever heard of But you have heard of me.

The horror movie villain meets his match in a programmer who's seen far worse than a single operator change. While normal people would panic at the "find the needle in a haystack" challenge, our developer just sits there with cold indifference. That ticking clock? Please. Programmers live with the constant existential dread of merge conflicts and production bugs that make Jigsaw's little game look like a kindergarten puzzle. The villain's frustration in the last panel is priceless—turns out psychological torture doesn't work on someone who regularly stares into the void of legacy code without documentation.

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