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The perfect blend of tech puns and dating fails! This meme is playing with the double meaning of "getting into bed" - one guy uses charm (social skills), while our hacker friend prefers SSH (Secure Shell protocol). The headline about Eight Sleep mattresses having a backdoor for SSH access is pure gold - because what's more romantic than remote server access? Security engineers everywhere are nodding knowingly while their dates are left wondering why they keep talking about "penetration testing."

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The professor asked for a pattern program, and this student just hard-coded every single line with printf statements. No loops, no logic, just brute force printing. And now they're running away from the teacher because they know what's coming. It's the coding equivalent of answering "what's 5+7?" by saying "I memorized that it's 12" instead of explaining addition. Sure, it works... technically. But you've missed the entire point of the exercise and any self-respecting CS professor is going to hunt you down for this crime against algorithms.