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Content is it possible to install two programming languages? G66 81 n Like Comment 85 comments Share Tristram Cox Nope. You have to have a computer for each language. Computer programmers who work in multiple languages need desks around 15 metres long

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The classic "dog ate my homework" excuse enters the digital age! This poor CS student tried the oldest trick in the book, only to get caught in a programming pun trap of their own making. When the professor questions this absurd claim about a coding assignment, the student can't resist delivering that killer punchline: "it took him a couple bytes ." The silence that followed was probably more painful than debugging a recursive function at 3 AM. Next time, maybe try "my code compiled on my machine" instead – slightly more believable than a dog with a taste for JavaScript.

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