Rework B4 Someone Else Merges

Content YOU WERE MEANT TO RETURN FROM FUNCTIONS NOT RETURN FUNCTIONS

Content NFTs? WHY IS EVERYONE SO HYPED BY A FILE SYSTEMP

Content You talk to yourself when programming. I talk to one of my rubber ducks We are not the same.

Ah, the classic "// TODO: remove when no longer needed" followed by a roof built around a ladder instead of removing it. This is peak developer energy! Just like that temporary fix from 2016 that's now somehow a critical part of your production infrastructure. The comment might as well say "// TODO: remove when hell freezes over" because we all know that ladder is staying there until the building collapses. Technical debt with physical manifestation!

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Content 217 notroot 2315 Friend: OMG are you hacking ? sudo apt-get update running Me: Yes. I am. (Edited) 2d