Reusing code

Content There are 10 rocks. Oh, you must be using base 4. See, I use base 10. No. I use base 10. What is base 4? 0000 Every base is base 10.

Content What I am: - Programmer What I'm not: - Facebook Hacker - Printer Wisperer - Laptop Repairer - Spreadsheet Wizard - App Troubleshooter - E-mail Assistant - Bluetooth Ninja

Oh. My. God. The AUDACITY! Someone just casually announced they're abandoning Git for... EXCEL?! 💀 That face in the bottom panel is literally every developer's soul leaving their body. It's the universal "did I just hear what I think I heard?" expression when someone suggests replacing a sophisticated version control system with spreadsheet hell. Next up: "We're replacing our database with Post-it notes for better visualization" or "Let's code in crayon because the colors are prettier!" I simply cannot with this level of tech blasphemy!

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Content run build run build for the second time schloop build fails build success

The eternal struggle between doing things right and doing things that work. Instead of using parseInt() or Number() like a civilized developer, this mad genius is just removing the quotation marks with replaceAll() to convert a string to a number. It's the coding equivalent of using a hammer to screw in a lightbulb - horrifying yet somehow it works. The face on the left is every senior dev witnessing this crime against programming humanity, while the face on the right is the junior who's just proud they "solved" the problem without reading the docs.