Reusing code

Behold! The most accurate depiction of development reality ever drawn by human hands! On the left, your code change workflow - majestic, detailed, robust like a thoroughbred horse ready for battle. And then there's your database change workflow - a pathetic stick figure abomination that looks like it was drawn by a caffeinated toddler with a crayon. We spend YEARS perfecting our code deployment pipelines with tests, CI/CD, and version control while our database migrations are basically "run this SQL and pray to the data gods it doesn't destroy production." The AUDACITY of us calling ourselves professionals while treating our precious data like this! 💀

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The eternal truth of software development captured in one painful analogy. Good documentation is like finding a unicorn riding a rainbow - rare but magnificent. Bad documentation is that cryptic comment from 2013 that just says "fixes stuff." But when you're staring into the void of an undocumented codebase at 2AM, even that single-line README feels like a lifeline thrown by a merciful deity. The bar is so low it's practically a tripping hazard.

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