Reusing code

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The classic programmer's paradox: you write perfectly logical instructions, yet your code decides to interpret them like that one stubborn coworker who "technically followed the requirements." It's that magical moment when your function returns undefined instead of the meticulously calculated value, or when your CSS decides that "100% width" actually means "overflow by 3 pixels for absolutely no reason." The true programming experience isn't writing code—it's spending 4 hours debugging why your perfectly valid code is executing your exact instructions in the most chaotically malicious way possible.

That judgmental stare when someone posts about forgetting a semicolon like it's the end of the world. Sure, ten years ago we'd spend hours debugging only to find a missing semicolon, but modern IDEs highlight that stuff before you even finish the line. It's like panicking about quicksand when you're an adult – turns out it wasn't the massive threat everyone made it out to be.

OMG, the AUDACITY of people romanticizing Clippy in 2023! 💅 That paperclip assistant from Microsoft Office was literally THE ORIGINAL PRIVACY INVADER before it was cool! While we're all losing our minds about apps tracking our every move, Clippy was just sitting there, innocently bouncing around our Word documents, NOT asking for our age, NOT canceling our perpetual licenses, and NOT demanding our location. THE HORROR! A digital assistant that just... helped?! Without stealing our data?! What a concept! *dramatically faints onto keyboard*

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Ah, the classic "let's rewrite decades of legacy code in a few months" fantasy! Some tech bro wants to speedrun refactoring millions of lines of COBOL that literally keeps grandma's checks flowing. Because nothing says "responsible software engineering" like treating Social Security's codebase like it's a weekend hackathon project. What could possibly go wrong? Just sprinkle some AI, blockchain, and "agile methodology" on that 60-year-old code and boom – fixed by Tuesday! Next up: rebuilding the entire Pentagon with Legos over a long weekend.