Reusing code

Standing triumphantly like a tech billionaire who just colonized Mars—arms spread wide, suit perfectly pressed—because your janky code somehow compiled without errors. Sure, you have no idea why it works, and touching a single semicolon might bring the whole house of cards crashing down, but for this brief, glorious moment... you are a coding deity. Cherish it before reality sets in and you discover you've actually created a spectacular new bug that won't manifest until the demo with your biggest client.

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Companies love to brag about "sparing no expense" on their tech infrastructure, then proceed to hire exactly one developer to babysit 2 million lines of undocumented legacy code. Because why hire a team when you can just slowly crush the soul of a single engineer? The Jurassic Park reference is chef's kiss here—Newman's setup perfectly captures that "I'm surrounded by chaos I didn't create but am somehow responsible for" energy. At least Newman had dinosaurs as an excuse. Your solo dev just has management's budget cuts and unrealistic expectations.

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