Reusing code

Ah, the sacred GitHub contribution graph art! After months of meticulously planned commits, our hero has achieved the ultimate flex: spelling "GIT" with their contribution squares. This is what happens when you have too much free time but still want to seem productive to potential employers. "Yes, I made 247 commits in June. No, don't look too closely at what those commits actually were..." The irony is beautiful - using Git to spell "GIT" while probably committing nothing of actual value. Peak developer peacocking. Chef's kiss.

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Oh the eternal battle between measurement systems! 🍌 First dude's like "a foot is roughly two bananas" (peak American measurement energy). Then the reasonable guy suggests using metric like a normal human. BUT WAIT! The first guy hits back with "a KB is 1000 bytes" (which is technically metric), and the second guy loses his mind because in computing we've got this weird thing where a KB is actually 1024 bytes! The grand finale? Converting back to banana-metrics: "a KB is roughly 142 bananas in ASCII" which is just *chef's kiss* perfect nonsense. It's the chaotic energy of programmers trying to agree on standards while secretly making up their own ridiculous conversion rates!