Reusing code

So this is the legendary code that saved humanity from alien invasion? Functions like bendColumnY and WorryWord(111000) must be the secret sauce! Hollywood's idea of hacking is basically "throw random tech words in a blender and make it blue." If aliens can be defeated by this gibberish, they deserve extinction. Their billion-year-old technology got pwned by what looks like a drunk intern's first attempt at coding after a Red Bull bender. No wonder Will Smith had time to punch an alien and smoke a cigar - the extraterrestrials were too busy trying to parse superior = SecDelay($IntoSecA*$IntoSecB)*HostValX .

The uncanny parallel between gambling addiction and our newfound AI dependency is frighteningly accurate . On the left: traditional gambling. On the right: the modern developer's slot machine—AI prompting. Both promising quick riches while delivering mostly disappointment. The self-delusion is identical. "One more spin" becomes "one more prompt." The house always wins, but in coding, it's your cursor (and the AI companies collecting your prompts). My favorite part? That moment of clarity when you realize you've spent 3 hours prompt-engineering something you could've coded in 20 minutes. It's like waking up in Vegas with empty pockets and a newfound appreciation for your day job.

Content When you post your first answer to Stack Overflow and now people are copy pasting your code I see no God up here Other than ME

Content Check out this bad boy 32 GB of RAM, 10 TB hard drive Built in Liquid cooling capabilities AND a 3,000 Graphics Card Wow, what are you gonna use it for? Write HTML

Remember when we actually knew how to code? Now we're just crawling helplessly on the floor when our IDE's autocomplete doesn't finish our sentences. "Oh no, I have to remember how to close my own brackets now!" The modern developer's equivalent of losing their glasses – suddenly blind to syntax errors and unable to remember if it's forEach or map without the friendly red squiggles to guide them. We've evolved from programmers to professional autocomplete managers.

The ultimate Git commit message strategy - naming your commits like Netflix thriller titles! Instead of boring fix: update login validation , imagine pushing THE VALIDATION THAT FAILED WHEN NO ONE WAS WATCHING . Your colleagues would scroll through commit history with genuine suspense! Senior devs reviewing PRs would feel like they're browsing a horror catalog instead of code changes. The only thing stopping us? Conventional commit standards and the crushing reality that your tech lead would probably have an aneurysm during the next code review.