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Ah, the classic "every browser tab is a precious resource" taskbar. That's someone running Chrome, VLC, Adobe Reader, and about 15 other apps simultaneously on a machine that's one CPU fan away from achieving liftoff. The look of judgment isn't because they're watching YouTube during a meeting—it's because they're somehow running all that without their laptop spontaneously combusting. Impressive yet terrifying. Like watching someone juggle chainsaws while standing on a tightrope made of dental floss.

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Developers will complain about a whisper-quiet cooling fan but then happily type on a mechanical keyboard that sounds like a miniature jackhammer demolishing concrete at 3 AM. The cognitive dissonance is magnificent. The same person who files a warranty claim over a barely audible fan hum will spend $200 on a keyboard specifically engineered to wake the neighbors.