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Content haley haleycoleee Yeah sex is cool but have you ever finally found a bug and deleted all your print statements at once

Content Me: wantto compile my code Myantiutus: scantstefancol: Now this is an Avengers level threat

Content That 5 min meeting with a developer. Recovery productivity 51 res - What non-der folks assume - How itactually works 60 ming

OMG, the DRAMA of database life choices! 💅 That car is SCREECHING away from MongoDB like it just found out it's been storing data wrong its ENTIRE LIFE! The driver is making the MOST DRAMATIC last-second swerve toward Postgres with its fancy JSONB column type that lets you have document-style storage WITHOUT committing to a full-blown NoSQL relationship. It's basically saying "Why settle for MongoDB when Postgres can give you structured data AND flexible JSON documents in the SAME DATABASE?!" Honestly, the betrayal, the AUDACITY of Postgres to be so versatile! *flips table*

Content SI AM ROOT!

Content Me at 3am realising I could've made the code much more efficient and simple..