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You and your team are vibing, peacefully researching, learning at your own pace, experimenting with different approaches like responsible engineers... and then BOOM! Management suddenly decides they need it done in 2 hours. The peaceful construction vehicle of steady progress gets absolutely OBLITERATED by the missile of unrealistic deadlines. Nothing says "we trust the process" quite like turning a month-long learning journey into a two-hour death sprint. The transformation from "let's do this right" to "JUST SHIP IT" is so violent it should come with a warning label. Welcome to software development, where timelines are made up and your careful planning doesn't matter!

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