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So you decided to learn regex? Congratulations, you've just signed up for deciphering ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics. That cryptic wall of symbols makes about as much sense as ^(?=.*[A-Z])(?=.*\d)(?=.*[@$!%*?&])[A-Za-z\d@$!%*?&]{8,}$ does to a beginner. Both require you to stare at incomprehensible patterns until your brain gives up and accepts that maybe some knowledge was meant to stay buried. The Rosetta Stone had three languages to help translate hieroglyphics. Regex has... Stack Overflow answers from 2012 that may or may not work anymore. Fun fact: By day three, you'll either become a regex wizard or just use .split() and .replace() for everything like the rest of us mortals.

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