Programming in a nutshell

The ultimate developer survival kit: PHP programming book + bleach. Because after writing PHP code, you'll either want to sanitize your inputs or your eyeballs. Amazon's algorithm knows exactly what you need after a day of wrestling with string concatenation and undefined variables. At least the bleach gives you options – clean your keyboard of shame or drink away the memory of that spaghetti code you just committed to production. $42.50 seems like a small price to pay for both therapy and technical documentation.

Content Project Lead: "What are your career goals and how can we help?" Me who's been saying the same vague thing for 5 years; made with mematic Prodrammerumor.io

The first three panels show organs doing their literal biological functions: lungs breathing, heart pumping blood, liver filtering waste. Then the brain, instead of saying something like "I process information for you," just suggests rerunning the code because "the bugs will be fixed." It's the perfect representation of every developer's false hope that somehow, magically, running the exact same code again will fix the bugs that were there the first 37 times. No changes, no debugging, just blind faith in the cosmic forces of computing that maybe this time it'll work!

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Content Will Koehrsen koehrsen will Develop new algorithms as a PhD student: 30kyear Use pre- built sklearn models as a data scientist: 120kyear Build regression models in excel as a hedge fund analyst: 200kyear Make pie charts as a CEO: 14 millionyear

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