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Ah, the classic Vim switcheroo! Nothing says "I'm a hardcore developer" like claiming to use Vim while secretly wielding Visual Studio Code behind the scenes. It's the programming equivalent of pretending you read Kafka when your bookshelf is actually full of Marvel comics. The white-knuckle grip on those cards tells the whole story—the desperate attempt to maintain street cred among terminal purists while enjoying the sweet, sweet comfort of modern IDE features. Because let's face it, nobody wants to admit they'd rather have intellisense than carpal tunnel syndrome from typing :wq! eight thousand times a day.