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MARKETING: *enthusiastically gives thumbs up* "We can totally deliver this revolutionary feature by next Tuesday!" DEVS AND QA: *thousand-yard stare of someone who's seen too many impossible deadlines* The eternal corporate tango where Marketing promises the moon while Development silently calculates how many all-nighters it'll take to build a rocket from scratch. HONEY, THAT'S NOT A FEATURE, THAT'S A WHOLE NEW PRODUCT LINE! 💀

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