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Ah, the classic Fibonacci trap! What the engineer doesn't realize is that calculating the 80th Fibonacci number is actually a computational nightmare with naive recursion. The time complexity is O(2^n) - meaning your algorithm basically doubles its work with each step. While the dad thinks he's asking a simple question, he's actually posing a problem that would make even a decent computer cry. Without memoization or dynamic programming, that poor engineer's PC would probably burst into flames before reaching F(80)! And that, kids, is why you always optimize your algorithms before meeting your girlfriend's father.

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OH. MY. ALGORITHM. Someone actually found the mythical O(1) vehicle! That license plate "DJKSTRA" on a sleek red Mazda is the ULTIMATE flex in computer science. Imagine cruising through traffic while your car literally advertises that you've mastered the shortest path algorithm! 💀 This car doesn't just get you from point A to point B—it calculates the ABSOLUTE MOST EFFICIENT ROUTE while judging every GPS that dares suggest otherwise. The owner probably parks diagonally across four spaces because "it's technically optimal given the constraints of the parking lot."

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