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Ah, the classic "payment failed, delete everything" approach. Google Cloud apparently runs on the same code that powers my ex's memory after an argument. The best part? They didn't just nuke $80B worth of data once - they went after the backups too. Like a digital toddler throwing a tantrum: "You didn't pay? I'll delete this... AND THIS... AND THIS TOO!" This is why multi-cloud isn't paranoia, it's survival. And why the most important line in your codebase isn't the clever algorithm - it's the exception handler that doesn't rage-quit when payments hiccup.