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Ah, the beautiful naivety of junior developers! The top part shows a CEO casually asking if something can be delivered in 6 months, and the junior dev confidently saying "Of course!" without consulting anyone. Meanwhile, the bottom image (from Harry Potter) shows the entire management chain looking absolutely horrified at what this eager little code monkey just committed them to. The seasoned folks know the truth: whatever timeline the CEO suggested, multiply by 3 and add testing time that nobody accounted for. But our junior dev hasn't been crushed by reality yet, still believing deadlines are something other than wild fantasies written in vanishing ink. Six months later, they'll be working weekends wondering why their "it works on my machine" code isn't scaling to 10 million users. Welcome to the industry, kid!

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