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Content Never search Tailwind CSS Aspect Ratio" and click on the first link Trust me it's not worth it

Content You programming Always has been Wait, it is all only ctric, ctriv YOU Passerby

Content Using Jira doesn't make you agile If those project managers could read, they'd be very upset.

Content WHEN YOU WRITE SEM INSTEAD OF 5PX

Just what we needed - protectionist programming! Nothing says "Make JavaScript Great Again" like banning all those pesky foreign libraries that actually work. Guess I'll just rewrite lodash from scratch instead of my actual project. And while I'm at it, let me reinvent React, jQuery, and every other useful tool because clearly my homegrown American code will have fewer bugs and security issues. Forget standing on the shoulders of giants - we're coding with bootstraps now! Next executive order: all variables must be named in English, and semicolons are now mandatory because they look like tiny American flags.

WHAT IN THE BOOLEAN LOGIC NIGHTMARE IS THIS?! 🤯 Someone created a function called CompareBooleansEqual that calls AreBooleansEqual ... which returns false when values ARE equal and true when they're NOT! It's like building a fire alarm that screams "ALL CLEAR!" during an actual fire! Whoever wrote this probably also labels their sugar container as "salt" and vice versa. No wonder the dev needs a drink - I need the entire liquor store after seeing this code abomination!