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OMG, the TRAUMA of watching someone install Arch Linux! 😱 You might as well ask me to sit through a 12-hour documentary on paint drying! Arch installation is basically a relationship TEST - if you can survive watching your partner type 500 commands, manually configure every single system component, and troubleshoot cryptic error messages that might as well be written in ancient Sumerian, you're basically ready for marriage. The sheer AUDACITY of asking someone to witness this digital self-flagellation! No wonder she's running for the hills! Even Linux enthusiasts draw the line somewhere, and apparently it's at "watching someone else's Arch installation nightmare unfold in real-time." Hard pass! 💅

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Content 2 Answers Active Oldest Votes Use shuf with the -n option as shown below, to get N random lines: 541 shuf -n N input output share improve this answer follow edited Jun 16 '16 at 20:48 DomainsFeatured 1,234 0 1 0 18 29 answered Feb 25 '13 at 11:03 dogbane 226k 69 351 388 35 This should be the accepted answer. Wow, shuf is sooo fast. - picking 10000 random lines from a textile with 40000 lines is instant. Trying to use 'sort -R' took so long I just CTRL-C it - carpii Jul 3 '15 at 20:10 2 If you just need a random set of lines, not in a random order, then shuf is very inefficient (for big file): better is to do reservoir sampling, as in this answer. - petrelharp Sep 6 '15 at 23:24 4 neither shuf nor sort -R are available for mac OSX. any suggestions? - Tom Smith Oct 6 '15 at 10:06 33 TomSmith On Mac OSX, if you are using Homebrew, you can get shuf or GNU sort by installing coreutils . More info here: apple.stackexchange.comquestions142860install-shuf-on-os-x - nofinator Oct 8 '15 at 13:11 7 shuf is fantastic. I tried in on a 78 Billion line text file and it did the job in less than 1 minute. - Ash Jan 19 '16 at 812 7 shuf is fantastic. I tried in on a 78 Billion line text file and it did the job in less than 1 minute. - Ash Jan 19 '16 at 8:13 78 Billion line text file The WHAT

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You know that aging GPU or CPU that by all rights should've been replaced three budget cycles ago? The one that thermal throttles just booting up Chrome? Yeah, it's still compiling your code, rendering your scenes, and somehow managing to run Docker containers without catching fire. There's something oddly touching about patting your ancient hardware and whispering sweet encouragement before hitting build. It's like a developer's version of talking to houseplants, except this one costs $600 to replace and has been out of stock for months anyway. The "War Machine" part hits different when you realize it's been through countless deployment disasters, emergency hotfixes at 2 AM, and that one time you tried to mine crypto "just to see if it works." Spoiler: it did, but your electricity bill disagreed.