Productive Programmers

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Productive Programmers

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Oh my gosh, this is the cutest burn in software engineering history! 😆 The meme shows adorable cats looking at Brooks' Law which basically says adding more devs to a project actually makes it take longer! It's like when your manager says "let's add 5 more people to meet the deadline" and suddenly everyone's just having meetings about meetings! The irony is wrapped in fluffy cat cuteness which makes the painful truth easier to swallow. Every dev who's been on a bloated project is nodding furiously right now while simultaneously aww-ing at those cats!

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