Productive Programmers

A Venn diagram that perfectly encapsulates the software development experience! Vibe Coders get "way too much rope" to hang themselves with feature creep and scope expansion. Rodeo Cowboys get "just enough rope" to do their jobs efficiently. Meanwhile, actual Prisoners get none. The beautiful intersection? We're all "unlikely to deliver production-grade software" while being "ordered around by disembodied voices" (hello, Product Managers on Slack!) and having a "high risk tolerance" that would make financial advisors weep. The real kicker is that we're essentially just prisoners who occasionally get exercise in the fenced yard of our cubicles. Freedom is an illusion - just like our estimated delivery dates!

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Ah yes, the classic LinkedIn tech post where someone claims Fortnite was built with C++ and Minecraft with Java—technically correct! But then there's the masterpiece known as "MOHBGS"... which doesn't exist. It's the perfect representation of those LinkedIn "experts" who confidently list technologies they've never touched and games they've never played just to appear knowledgeable. The digital equivalent of nodding along in meetings when you have no idea what's being discussed. Resume padding has evolved into an art form!

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Spent $89 on that ultra-silent ergonomic mouse only for JavaScript to expose your every click like an overeager surveillance system. The addEventListener('click') doesn't care about your "silent" hardware—it's catching those clicks regardless of how much you paid for that fancy no-sound mouse. The DOM sees all, hears all. Your attempts at stealth clicking during midnight coding sessions? Completely irrelevant to the event propagation system that powers the web.